..A World of Nonsense..

today is a saturday. no shit. it was rather crap actually... for a saturday that is. i mean, like, wouldn't YOUR saturday be crap too if you woke up at noon, and lunch was straight after brekkie, which was lasagne and pizza [ TOO MUCH ITALIAN FOOD!] and listen to your sister whining about going to chinese school or not... blah blah blah. but there was ONE thing good today.

I WENT TO SEE THE LAKE HOUSE AT TOWERS' CINEMAS WITH STACEY!!!!!

omg omg omg!!! the Lake House ROCKS! trust me, it was better than i expected. the first few bits were kinda confusing really. like, well, im not going to be a spoilsport and give everything away, but the basic plot, is that theres a guy and a girl. apparantly, the girl has been living at this 'Lake House' by herself and her dog, Jack [who is a FEMALE dog, btw] [unless they spell it Jaq, short for Jacqueline or whatever] but anyway, she moves out to Chicago to follow her dream of becoming a doctor. At the same time, she is giving the Lake House away to some new tenant guy so she leaves a letter in the letterbox. He [the new tenant], checks the letterbox, and is suprised to find out that shes lived there for six years. [er.. i think it was six years...= =] anyway, according to him, theres never been anyone living there for years, and he should know that, since his dad was the one who BUILT it. oh, the guys name's Alex Wyler and the girl's name is Kate Forester? summin like that. so, in their letters, Kate apologizes for pawprints on the front porch, and a box in the attic. When Alex checks, theres no pawprints and no box of letters, so he writes back, and tells Kate about it. The thing is, the two realise something pretty quickly. Kate, when she is writing the letters, is living in 2006. Alex, on the other hand, is rennovating his father's lake house [and living there] in 2004. They are two years apart, yet they fall in love, only through letters, and Alex soon finds out that he has actually MET Kate before, yet she hadn't realised.

Oh yeh, and theres two fags in the movie. one: Morgan - aka Kate's boyf. he's a frikin idiot. dont like him at all. and Mona - aka Alex's girlf [well, she acts like it] but shes like a frikin slut. she goes on building sites in frikin HIGH HEELS. what an idiot. AND when Alex tells her to get boots more suitable for the building sites, she gets designer boots. oh haha. HIGHLY amused.

anyway, its SO sweet ^^ its the best romance movie EVER watched. made me cry twice... = =

aww... <33

oh and at the end, theres a LOT of kissing and stuff. a LOT. lasted bout 30 seconds i think... = = guh-ross. i mean like, yeh, theyr in love and all, but come on! its rated frikin PG! so at the end, me and stacey were like, OK OK! we get the frikin idea! break it up!!

ahaha. at the end, we stayed till all the credits finished, and we realised that we were the only two left in the cinema xDD. oh yeh, and did i mention that we stole two random peoples seats? like, u noe know we have allocated seating at towers.... we were supposed to be in row J but we ended up moving back xDD. go us! we got good seats. xP.

ill try find a pikk of the Lake House stuff and put it on here. It's SO cool! and its practically all based on TIME! teehee ^^ even better, hey YA! ? so yeh. watch it. seriously.

oh and stacey, if you're reading this, when you get the soundtrack... burn me a copy?

aLwaiiz ;;

luff tiff <333

[oh yeh. and if any of you see chloe, call her cho cho !]

tiff graffity-tised your garbage at 9:41 PM

since i havn't actually blogged since like, forever; i have decided to blog. well, duh. otheriwse, you wouldn't be reading this. anyway, i am now in science class. in ruse. of course. i mean like, where else would you learn science? dont answer that. it was rhetorical. if that IS how you spell rhetorical. otherwise, i wouldve spelt it wrong. twice. anyway, thats not the point. jan FINALLY made a blogspot account. the link's on the link page. with sabby and louie's blogs. i cant believe that louie has actually bothered to put whatever we did at the biv down. even i cant be bothered.

trust me. biv was fun. really great. even though i got a fever on the first night, had to eat panadol [thanks to cath for providing the drug], was SERIOUSLY dehydrated on the second day on the actual NAVEX thingo, which we came THIRD and had tons of fun, met new friends and etc etc. i feel really sorry for ling's team though... ambert and whatshisname [like, the guy who shared the hootchie] both left stuf lying around, tons of rubbish and left equipment and stuff around so they lost prcticlly all their points before they had even done anything at all. louie's group [or fung's group] won the NAVEX this year and they got three krispy kremes, two pancakes and one can of drink. the people who came second... i cant remember who, got two krispy kremes and one pancake. yeh. and then,the THIRD team, which was my group, got NOTHING. we just frikin MISSED OUT ON FOOD!!! GOOD FOOD TOO!! NOT LIKE THE OVERDUE ONES WHICH THEY GIVE YOU IN THE RATPACKS AND THE M&M's which you are lucky to get the ones which were overdue in 2004!!! but everyone thought that the sweet condensed milk was really nice. anyway, we had this obstacle course thingo in the third day and it was so fun!! it was like, jump over hootchie, crawl under hootchie, jump over hootchie, crawl under hootchie etc etc. then we had to do the phonetic alphabet. u noe... a = alpha, b = bravo, c = charlie? yeh, that. anyway, we had to spell 'australia' in that. too easy. then we had to make a stretcher, out of a hootchie and two branches, enuf to carry one person. no prizes for guessing who was the lightest. i still dont know if that was a compliment or not... = =""" anyway. then we had to carry these bballs to the other side of the field without using our hands... more hard than expected. hahaz. oh yeh, then we had to go through the hootchies again. i forgot our time, but we came 2nd. overall. hahaz.

ooh! and we played CAPTURE THE RATTIN!! aka capture the flag. just we had a rattin, not a flag. = =. i got like, six cuts kus we had to run around in long grass which was spiky. hehe. spiky long grass =P anyway, it was pretty fun. then we had to walk ALL the way back to the buses. trust me. i was seriously tired.

first thing i did when i got back home was have a shower. no shit.

i g2g now.

over AND out! [hehe, just to annoy the corporals. xDD]

tiff. <333

tiff graffity-tised your garbage at 7:47 PM

eyOL'z~!

today was so funn!!! i should really start with last night...= = ok..

i was sick [from the frikin cadet bivouac (ITS bivouaC! i forgot who, but someone spelt it with a K!! HOW CAN YOU SPELL BIVOUAC WITH A K!??!? IT ENDS UP AS BIVOUAK, which just looks retarded. like raveen. ok, that was mean...) but anyway, (DID YOU KNOW THAT HE TOLD ME TODAY, THAT HE WAS LIKE $40-something away from $200 FRIKIN DOLLARS?!?!? I MEAN, WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND SPONSERS RAVEEN!??! but then again, it IS for World Vision and the poor little kiddies...) ANYWAY! i should REALLY get back on topic...

i was sick from the bivouac as ... well, i dno whyy,.. but i think kus my frikin bottles leaked and all my stuff got wet and my sleeping bag was all damp and everything, and it was already so frikin THIN, and i got a real badd cough. well, it was a sore throat at first, then a cough, then a cold. = = stupid...

but anyway, i went to sleep at like 8pm last night, even though i didnt go to school and my mum wouldn't let me get up till like, NOON, and i shared a lasagne with my cousin [one of those humungous dinner pack ones] and we were watching Charlie and the Chocolate Factory at the same time and then my sister came home and we played the games on the second dvd of the movie thingo, and i ate some fried rice, and then we had dinner and then i went to sleep at 8pm so that my dad could wake me up at 12:30 and watch AUSTRALIA VS ITALY!!!!!!!!!!!

GO AUSTRALIA!!!! AND THE SOCCEROOS!!!!!!!!!!!! WE STILL LOVE YOU EVEN THOUGH YOU LOST!!!! hahaz... anyway, what was i up to? oh yeh...

so my dad woke me up in the middle of the night and i was only half asleep, and my dad goes,

"do you want to watch the World Cup?"

and im like:

"wha?"

and he goes:

"well, its 1:30 and we can watch half of it"

and i was so tired and warm and sleepy in bed and i couldnt be bothered to watch just one half kus it wasnt worth it, so i go:

"nah"

so HE goes and watches it, and Italy wins [which i found out from Mabel's mum when she took me to school] and when i get back home, today, i find out that my dad READ THE WRONG TIME, and it WAS 12:30, EXCEPT HE READ IT WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!! ><"""""""""""""""

bloody hell.

so i missed out on watching the Socceroos for the last time in 2006 FIFA world cup. = = damn.

anyway, so i wake up today, at half past seven, which mabel might be picking me up RIGHT THEN, and so i go to the bathroom at like, 20 to 8, and i find out i got my FRIKIN pyramids, which means no swimming for the first time in squad!!!! T__________________T

anyway, so i come out of the bathroom at 8, which is when i find out that mabel's car is outside waiting ALREADY, and i havnt packed my bags and stuff, THEN I FIND OUT THAT I CANT FIND MY BAG~!!!!!!!!!! so im like, rushing around, trying to find my bag [PMS-ing at the same time] and I CANT BLOODY FIND IT!!!!!!! AND I HAVNT HAD BREKKIE YET!!!!!!!!! so i was fully going hysterical and shouting "MUM! MUM! WHERE'S MY SCHOOL BAG!??!?!?!" over and over again, and shes like... "its downstairs"... so i rush downstairs and my school bag's been stuffed with clothes and everything since my gran and my cousin was going back to HK today and they needed an extra bag SO THEY TOOK MY SCHOOL BAG!!!!!! OUT OF ALL BAGS IN THE BLOODY HOUSE, THEY TOOK MY SCHOOL BAG!!!!!!!!!! ARRGHH!! so i rush upstairs trying to find one and my dad comes down giving me the one i used today, which worked fine, cept its like, a third of the size of my old one...

but the good thing is, im getting a new one. so i suppose, it was ok...

anyway, at school, i keep having frikin violent coughing and explodin sneezes which made my nose hurt...= = [how stupid does that sound??] and, we had shave for a cure todayy. it was funny, fung and prad and CABBAGE!!! CABBAGE GOT HIS HEAD SHAVED!!!! apparantly. i havnt seen it, but ppl in his class say he has. oh yeh, and random seniors, spesh curry seniors got their heads shaved too... and lotsa ppl got their hair sprayed, like ling, she got her's green and gold, [as a last tribute to the Socceroos] but that only made the green a fluro colour...XD kadi and frances got theirs green and carol's was blue and red i think... and there was JELLY!!!!! yummy jelly. i chose the pink lemonade one, like ling and jan... and it was so nice, though im not sure if it helped with my cold/cough etc... and i had a lasagne. im obsessed with lasagne.

this is a really long post, but one last thing to report.

on the bus today, well, BEFORE we got on the bus, me and louie were passing hoang who was in the maths classroom, and im like:

"oh, you peoples have MATHS enrich today!"

hoang's like :

"yuhp."

then louie goes:

"YES! ALAN'S NOT CATCHING THE BUS TODAY!"

and we high5 and all XDDD hahaz so weird... and random.

anyway, the farty ol' bus is late, as usual, but it was only a few mins late... and then we're like, discussing the hippo/spotted dick/hag/witch/ etc. and we get to NorthRocks PS, and ....

SHES NOT THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

so we were all celebrating and everything, and there wasn't much until louie, me and bella started playing truth... or truth. hahaz, so original, aren't we? anyway, so we play truth or truth, usually stuff about which guy u would prefer to marry and etc...

AND THEN...

we got to like, near old windsor rd, past the roxborough park and stuff, and then bella goes, "would you rather go out with brian or...."

and then louie suddenly goes:

"eat a barrel of penises."

and of course, im just like:

"*splutter* WHAT?!"

and we all start cracking up and answering the question... [for all those stupid n00bs out there and gross people like mikey, we'd rather go out with brian
.

anyway, and then bella says the question AGAIN, BUT SHE MIXES IT UP!

so it becomes :

"would you rather go out with a barrel of penises or eat brian?"

and me and louie are like : ROFLMAO!

trusting louie, she goes : "that's PERFECT!"

so the new question was :

"would you rather go out with brian or eat a barrel of penises OR go out with a barrel of penises or eat brian?"

AHAHAHA... hilarious i swear... so by the end of the bus trip, well, where i got off, we were all going "barrel of penises, barrel of penises" and laughing like mad. the guys, spesh brian, was like, WTH?? ... and brian was fully going :

"HEY! Don't i get a comment in this??"

LOL!

anyway, ive got one more thing to ask...

Should i give up my laptop for a dog?

okee... that's all, folks!

luff tiff. <3

tiff graffity-tised your garbage at 12:21 AM

eyOL'z...

this ish my nuu site. like, blogging site. instead of using msn spaces... which is gay, kus u dont hav any diff layouts. unlike blogspot.

thank louie for starting with blogspot... i made one after she made her two... links are on the second cross. and TAG!!! thats on the fourth cross. it took me a while to figure out how to use this layout... kept clicking the entire page, wondering where the links were/are/whatever.

im not gonna use full sentences and grammar, ling, so dont complain! i gave a warning! xP

luff, tiFF

tiff graffity-tised your garbage at 3:56 PM